Bamberg's BEST Non-Smoking Hotel: Unbeatable Deals & Luxury Await!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the swirling, sparkling pool of Bamberg's BEST Non-Smoking Hotel – or, at least, that's what they claim. And, as a seasoned traveler with a nose perpetually twitching for overpriced coffee and a penchant for brutally honest reviews, I’m here to tell you if their claims hold water. (Spoiler alert: sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, and sometimes…well, let's just say the sauna was an experience.)
First Impressions & The Accessibility Tango (or Lack Thereof)
Right, so the website promised "Unbeatable Deals & Luxury Await!" And, okay, the entrance did look pretty swanky. Marble floors, a chandelier that looked like it cost more than my car… visually, they've nailed it. But let's talk about access. This is crucial for me, and honestly, it felt a bit like navigating a cheese grater on a wheelchair. While they technically claim "Facilities for disabled guests," and "Elevator," the reality was a bit more…challenging. Ramps? Spotty. Doors wide enough? Hit and miss. And the staff…bless their hearts, they tried, bless them, but the training seemed a bit… light on the accessibility front. It's a mixed bag. I'd really recommend contacting the hotel directly and spelling out your accessibility needs before you book. Don't just assume, like I might have. Rookie mistake.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did I Survive the Apocalypse?
Alright, let's cut to the chase: in a post-pandemic world, cleanliness is king. And, thank goodness, "Bamberg's Best" seems to get this. They've got the whole arsenal: "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Staff trained in safety protocol." Even "Hand sanitizer" positioned strategically like mini-sentinels of cleanliness. Honestly? I felt safe. Like, really safe. It was reassuring, especially considering my slightly paranoid, germ-phobic tendencies. There was no "ick" factor, which is a massive win. I might even have seen them actually steam cleaning, which is above and beyond.
The Room: Gilded Cage (with a Few Glitches)
Now, the rooms. They're calling them luxurious, and… yeah, they are. Definitely leaning into the "opulent" vibe. The "Blackout curtains"? Glorious. Slept like a baby (which, let's be honest, is a miracle for me). And the complimentary bottled water? Always a welcome sight. That said… it was a tad too dark, in a "I can barely see my toast" kind of way. Also, the "Internet access – wireless" mostly worked, except for that one crucial hour when I desperately needed to Skype my cat. (Important business, people.) And, (this is nitpicky, I know) I had to hunt for a plug. But, overall, solid.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Buffet Battle Royale
Okay, let’s get to the important stuff-- the food. They're claiming: "Asian breakfast", "International cuisine", "Breakfast [Buffet]", "Restaurants", "Coffee/tea in restaurant", "Happy hour", "Poolside bar", "Room service [24-hour]" and much more.
The breakfast buffet. Ah, the breakfast buffet. It's a love-hate relationship, isn't it? The "Western breakfast" was decent. The "Asian breakfast" was … interesting. (I might have taken a very adventurous bite of something I couldn't identify. Let's leave it at that.) The coffee service was spotty, sometimes a little too watery, but the freshly baked bread was a saving grace. The pool bar was cute but understaffed. The other restaurant options were diverse and appealing. The 24-hour room service: amazing. Ordered a late-night burger. The best burger I have ever eaten. No regrets. I may have ordered two the next day.
Things to Do (and Ways to Possibly Lose Your Sanity)
This is where "Bamberg's Best" really tried to shine.
- Fitness Center: Basic, but functional. Got my sweat on. Success
- Pool with view: Gorgeous. Actually, shockingly gorgeous. I spent an entire afternoon just… floating. Pure bliss. But the pool was a little nippy.
- Sauna: Here's where we get into the "experience." I'm not a regular sauna goer. I entered. It was hot. I left, feeling a little… disoriented but cleansed. And I might have accidentally locked myself in for a few terrifying minutes. (Maybe I should have tested the door before settling in. That may have been a factor.)
- Spa: Yes, they had spa facilities, offering "Body scrub", "Body wrap", "Foot bath", "Massage," "Spa," "Spa/sauna," Steamroom." I did not dare try any of the spa services, afraid of another potentially hysterical episode.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks and the Quirks
They have Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. and many many more.
The "Concierge" was fantastic – they were incredibly helpful, and that’s a credit to the hotel staff. "Daily housekeeping" meant my room was always sparkling. The "Meeting/banquet facilities" looked impressive. My only suggestion is perhaps some more quirky gift options in the "Gift/souvenir shop." The standard offerings seemed a bit… well, standard.
For the Kids (And The Inner Child in All of Us)
They did have "Babysitting service", "Family/child friendly", "Kids facilities", and "Kids meal." However, I went solo, so I didn't personally experience this area.
The Verdict: Worth It? (With Caveats)
Look, "Bamberg's Best Non-Smoking Hotel" has a lot going for it. The rooms are luxurious, the cleanliness is top-notch, and the staff is, on the whole, genuinely friendly and helpful. The pool alone is worth the price of admission. But you need to be clear about your accessibility needs. The buffet can be hit-or-miss. And the sauna…well, approach with caution, and maybe a friend.
Here’s the real deal: If you're looking for a relatively luxurious stay, value cleanliness, and don’t mind a few quirks, and the price is right - then absolutely, book it.
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Chattanooga's BEST Downtown Stay? Staybridge Suites Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your sanitized, Pinterest-perfect travel itinerary. This is my trip to Bamberg, Germany, from the perspective of yours truly, a slightly-caffeinated, easily-distracted human who likes a good sausage and isn't afraid to admit when she needs a nap. And we're starting at the Best Western Hotel Bamberg Nichtraucherhotel. Wish me luck.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Allure of a German Bed (and a Beer)
- 14:00 - Check-in at Best Western Hotel Bamberg: Okay, here we go. Arrived. The hotel lobby is… well, it looks like a Best Western. Clean, efficient, slightly beige. My room is blessedly smoke-free (thank you, gods of Nichtraucherhotels!) and the bed looks enormously inviting. First impressions: solid, a little predictable, but hey, I'm exhausted from the flight. Now, the real test: the Wi-Fi. Pray for me.
- 15:00 - The Wi-Fi Saga & the Struggle for Hydration: Seriously, this Wi-Fi could be designed by the same people who invented dial-up. After 20 minutes of wrestling with the password, I finally connect. Success! Now, I need caffeine. I swear, I felt like I was crawling from a desert. But, there's no complimentary water, oh god. Guess I'll have to go and find somewhere, which will lead to more walking.
- 16:00 - First Impressions Bamberg: Okay, out of the hotel, and wow. Bamberg's beautiful. The buildings are all wonky and charming, like gingerbread houses gone wild. The cobbled streets are murder on my ankles in these (admittedly stylish) boots. I attempted to buy a bottle of water, but my German is…limited. I mostly waved my hands and made "thirst" noises. Eventually, success! I got water.
- 17:00 - A Walk of Wonder: I wander through the city. The vibe is chill. Saw "Little Venice", which is a ridiculously cute cluster of houses right on the river. I'm already plotting how I can steal one.
- 18:00 - Dinner Dilemma (and a Beer Triumph): Time for dinner. I'm overwhelmed by choices. Every restaurant smells of glorious sausage. After several minutes of pacing outside various establishments and internally debating the merits of schnitzel vs. bratwurst, I dive headfirst into a place with a promising beer garden. I'm no beer expert, but the local Rauchbier is something else. Smoky, malty, it's like liquid campfire. I have two pints and feel instantly more philosophical about everything.
- 19:30 - The Dark Side of the Hotel Room & Bed: I've come back up to my room to rest. The bed looks very inviting, but there's a small, yet important problem: it's still light outside. Germans are so sensible that they lack the concept of a blackout curtain. It's going to require serious effort to get to sleep, but the bed is now very inviting thanks to the two pints of beer.
- 21:00 - Crash Time: I'm out, lights off, in the depths of slumber, with dreams of beer and sausages.
Day 2: Market Mishaps, Cathedral Contemplations, and a Sausage-Fueled Epiphany
- 08:00 - Breakfast? Oh, Right. Breakfast: The hotel breakfast is…well, it's a Best Western breakfast. Standard fare. Eggs, questionable-looking bacon, cold cuts that look suspiciously like yesterday's lunches. I grab a croissant and coffee, trying to ignore the existential dread of mass-produced continental breakfast.
- 09:00 - The Market & a Linguistic Blunder: I bravely head out for the local market. It's vibrant, colorful, and smells amazing. Fresh bread, cheeses, flowers, all the good stuff. I attempt to buy a pastry, and accidentally ask the vendor if I can "borrow her sausage." Mortified, I apologize profusely and slink away with only a (delicious) apple strudel.
- 10:00 - The Cathedral & My Sudden Belief in Architecture: Bamberg Cathedral. Majestic. Overwhelming. I'm not usually one for religious buildings, but this one actually moved me, despite the language barrier. The sheer scale, the history… it's a testament to the enduring power of human creativity. It was also a perfectly cool place for a break after the bustle of the market.
- 11:00 - A Hidden Gem: I stumble upon a tiny, hidden courtyard that is bathed in sunlight. It’s a space of pure serenity. I sit down on a bench and just…breathe. (And maybe sneak a bite of that strudel).
- 12:00 - Sausage Sanctuary, Round Two: Lunch. Today it's a currywurst from a tiny stall. The sauce is spicy, the fries are perfectly crispy, and the whole experience is a glorious, greasy testament to the power of simple pleasures. I eat it standing up, with sauce running down my chin, and I am in absolute heaven.
- 13:00 - An Afternoon Nap: After the sausage, and the late night, I have to go and get a nap. Back to the hotel. The bed is still great. Got to close the curtains as much as possible to get a good night's sleep.
- 15:00 - The Old Town Hall & More Beer: A good nap and feeling refreshed, I take to the Old Town Hall! Another great spot for photos! Then, time for beer. Back to the beer garden, a different one this time. I'm starting to feel like a local. Or at least, someone who speaks fluent beer-ordering.
- 17:00 - Wandering to Dinner: I'm wandering, and the city is amazing. I wonder what dinner will bring…
- 18:00 - Dinner….What Was That? I'm sure I saw something, but the beer has my mind going. No idea what happened.
- 19:00 - Crash Time, Again!
Day 3: Departure & Reflections (Mostly About Sausage)
- 08:00 - Breakfast, The Final Countdown: Breakfast…again. I avoid the bacon. I'm a little sad to leave.
- 09:00 - Final Wander & Souvenir Shopping: A final walk around the city. Buying postcards, a small cuckoo clock, that strudel recipe? Found a shop selling the local beer in cute bottles to take home. So, I buy a bunch.
- 11:00 - Last Rites (and a Final Sausage): One last sausage. It's a ritual now. I will miss you, glorious sausage.
- 12:00 - Check-out & Goodbye: Check out. Hotel's great. Goodbye. I'll be back.
- 13:00 - Departure & The Aftermath: On the train, reflecting on my Bamberg adventure. It wasn't perfect. There were Wi-Fi woes, linguistic blunders, questionable hotel breakfasts. But it was real. It was beautiful. And honestly, I can't stop thinking about that sausage. Definitely a trip. And I can't wait to come back and do it again.
So there you have it. Not exactly a Michelin-star itinerary, but hopefully, it gave you a taste of my Bamberg experience. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find some more Rauchbier. Prost!
Turkey's Mirrors Hotel: A Stay You'll Never Forget (and Photos to Prove It!)
Okay, so, *seriously* is this place actually non-smoking? Because, let's be honest, some hotels say that and then...
OMG, YES! And I mean, like, *seriously* YES. This isn't some wishy-washy "we *try* to be non-smoking" situation. I'm talking no cigarette smell, no ashy residue, no sneaky smokers puffing away on their balconies. I'm a recovering smoker myself (don't judge!), and I'm tellin' ya, my lungs *thanked* me for this. I once stayed at a "non-smoking" hotel in Prague... lets just say, the smoke detector nearly gave me an anxiety attack. Never again! This place, though? Pristine. Like, you could eat off the floors (though, don't, that's weird).
Are there REALLY unbeatable deals? My wallet’s been crying lately…
Well, 'unbeatable' is subjective right? Let's just say, I found some deals that made my inner cheapskate do a happy dance. I'm not gonna lie; I spend like, WAY too much on travel, but I like to think I get some bang for my buck. This hotel… yeah, I got a deal. Check the website, compare prices, and just... be prepared to loosen your purse strings a *little* because it's worth it. Seriously. Think quality, not just price, okay? One time, I went for the "budget" option and ended up in a room so small, I had to sideways to the bathroom. NEVER AGAIN.
The "luxury awaits" bit... is that just marketing fluff? Because, let's be real, hotels over-promise ALL the time.
Alright, alright, I get it. "Luxury" gets thrown around more than a bad pun. But here? Yeah, it kinda lives up to the hype. The bed? Seriously comfortable! Like, you sink into it and you don't ever want to get out... which is perfect for a vacation, right? (Actually, I accidentally slept through a breakfast that I'd pre-paid and this hotel took it in stride). There's a certain *je ne sais quoi* that makes you feel… well… pampered. Maybe it's the fluffy towels. Maybe it's the lack of screaming children (rare!). Maybe it's the fact that the staff seem genuinely happy to help, and not just putting on a fake smile for tips. It's... *nice*. And after a long day of sightseeing in Bamberg, trust me, nice is everything.
What about the location? Is it actually convenient for exploring Bamberg?
Okay, this is where I got ridiculously lucky. I was able to go to the Altes Rathaus (the old town hall) and the surrounding areas. I'm gonna be honest, I was worried about lugging my bag around! But the hotel was super close to all the main sights, shops, and restaurants. It's like, perfectly placed. Trust me, you don't want to spend your vacation trudging around with luggage after a long day. Bamberg is beautiful, but the cobblestones are rough on a wheeled suitcase, y'know? (I speak from experience, unfortunately.)
I'm super picky about food. What are the breakfast options like? Important question!
Breakfast... ah, breakfast. This is where you find out if a hotel *really* cares. And this one? Does. They had everything! (Okay, almost everything). Fresh bread, yogurt (with REAL fruit, not that sugary stuff), eggs cooked any way you want 'em, and a coffee machine that actually makes decent coffee. I am a big believer in coffee. Their breakfast was amazing. Honestly, I spent way too much time at the breakfast buffet. There's something about starting the day with a good meal. I did have an issue with the lack of pancakes, but, I got over it!
Do they have a gym? Because, I have to work out to deal with my stress!
Yes the hotel has a gym. Small but very important. I have to do some physical activity to stop myself from feeling like a blob. Yeah! Now, it’s not a massive, Olympic-sized training facility, but it has the essentials – treadmills, weights, cardio machines. Enough to get your sweat on and maybe burn off some of that delicious German beer you'll inevitably consume. It's clean, it's functional, and the lack of mirrors everywhere keeps you from having to see your reflection (just kidding!).
I'm traveling with kids... is this hotel family-friendly?
Okay, that's a tricky one. I didn't travel with kids, so I can't give you the definitive answer. However, I *did* see some families there, the noise level was acceptable, and the staff were super polite and helpful, which suggests they are used to kids. I would suggest calling them and asking! I do know that the area around the hotel is safe to walk with children, and there are parks nearby. But, you should ask the hotel. It varies. (Sorry for the wishy-washiness, but I can't speak from experience on this one!).
WiFi... crucial for the Instagram life. Is it decent?
OMG, yes. Fast! Reliable! And free! I was able to upload all my Instagram photos (which, let's be honest, is a huge stress reliever) without any buffering. I'd rate it a 10/10 (and I've had some horrible WiFi experiences at other hotels). It's the small things, people, the small things. Like, don't you hate it when you can't stream your favorite show? The hotel wins on this front, big time.
Last thought... I've been burned by hotel reviews before... what's your truly honest takeaway?
Look, I am a cynical person. I always expect the worst. Hotels always disappoint me! But this hotel? It surprised me. It was genuinely great, and if I return to Bamberg, I absolutely will be staying there again. It’s not perfect, of course. No hotel is. There maybe a few minor things I could nitpick, like the lack of a proper coffee machine in the room. But overall, the experience was positive and stress-free. You get what you pay for. And I'd rather pay a bit more for quality than risk a bad experience (like, I did last time!). The staff was wonderful! I left with a smile! So yeah, give it a shot. You will not be disappointed I promise!
