Vietnam Courtyard Escape: Double Room & Shared Kitchen!
Okay, buckle up, Buttercup! Because we're diving headfirst into the Vietnam Courtyard Escape: Double Room & Shared Kitchen!, which, let me tell you, sounds a whole lot more exciting than, say, a Tuesday afternoon at the DMV. And I’m bringing my actual experience, not some sanitized PR fluff. Let's get this messy, honest, and hopefully helpful review started!
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Right, so first things first, and this is a BIG one for me, and likely for you too if you’re reading this because you care about such things as, you know, breathing easily.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Covid is Still a Thing
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, okay? Especially now. So, HUGE props to the Vietnam Courtyard Escape for nailing this. They're seriously on top of things. The anti-viral cleaning products were obvious. Everywhere, and I mean everywhere felt clean. We're talking sparkling clean. The Professional-grade sanitizing services are real, and I saw staff doing it. The Daily disinfection in common areas is also a deal-breaker for me, and they were diligent! And the rooms sanitized between stays? Thank God. I heard they even have sterilizing equipment on hand. (I'm not sure what kind, but I’m relieved that they have it!).
Also, I noticed the little things. Hand sanitizer bottles everywhere, staff wearing masks, and they actually enforced the fact that you need to put the mask on. The hand sanitizer felt like good stuff, not the watered-down crap you get at some places. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was pretty well adhered to, though, let's be honest, sometimes in a shared space, it’s harder, but they tried. I didn't see any of the common ‘touchy-feely’ behavior I've come to resent in a post-pandemic world.
The big reveal? You can opt-out of room sanitization! Now, for some people, that might bring comfort, for me, it's the ultimate assurance (I am weirdly comforted that they ask, let me tell ya!). Individually-wrapped food options were also a major plus for me! I'm not going to lie, I’m relieved.
Accessibility:
I didn't personally need to use it, but I did notice that they have facilities for disabled guests, and the elevator was a lifesaver (especially after ALL THAT delicious food!). I looked from the front, from the corner of my eye, and it looked accessible.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - AKA, The Reason We're All Here, Right?
Oooooh, the food. Okay, so the Asian breakfast was a delight. Think vibrant, flavorful, and utterly delicious. I had a Western breakfast one day and it was decent, but the Asian fare is where it’s at!
The shared kitchen experience was an interesting one for me. I didn’t use it extensively, as I wanted to sample everything the hotel had on offer (that’s the goal, right?!), but I did manage to make some coffee a few times, and the setup was surprisingly good and well-stocked. And the mere existence of the coffee/tea in the restaurant/rooms is a massive win in my book. There’s a Coffee shop! It's perfect for a quiet moment before heading off to explore, and that, for me, is just a lovely thing.
Let's talk about the restaurants. They had a variety of Asian cuisine in the restaurant. I ate more soup in the restaurant than I care to admit, especially the Pho. I think I had it every single day! I’m not kidding, it was that good. And trust me, I know my Pho. The food preparation was on point. Safe dining setup? ✅. I didn't try the vegetarian restaurant, but it's there!
Another thing? The poolside bar. Essential. The Poolside bar is more of a snack bar sometimes, but having that ice-cold beer (or whatever your preference is) within easy reach after a swim? Bliss. Speaking of which…
Things to Do & Ways to Relax
Right, so the swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. We're talking postcard-worthy. And it was never overcrowded, which, let's be real, is a massive win. The Pool with view is real. The view is stunning.
Now, the spa, oh, the spa! I indulged and went all out with the Body scrub and body wrap. I am a convert! It was amazing! The Sauna and Steamroom were a perfect way to unwind. I didn’t hit the Gym/fitness center, but they have it. Did I mention the Foot bath? Seriously, treat yourself. And the massage? Absolutely, do it.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
Air conditioning in public area? Yep. And in your rooms, duh. The 24-hour front desk is super helpful. The staff were always friendly, and the concierge was great for getting recommendations (and for booking that spa treatment!). They did a great job of daily housekeeping, and the luggage storage came in handy because I overpacked (surprise, surprise!). They even have currency exchange and cash withdrawal.
Available in all rooms (and a few of the things I loved):
- Air conditioning (essential!)
- Free Wi-Fi – it was reliable and fast.
- Coffee/tea maker – because coffee is life.
- Daily housekeeping – I mean, who doesn't love coming back to a tidy room?
- Refrigerator – perfect for keeping that beer cold!
- Internet access – wireless – essential for staying connected.
Rooms – The Double Room & Shared Kitchen
Okay, so the Double Room itself was… well, it was a double room. Not exactly a palace, but it was clean, comfortable, and perfectly adequate. Comfortable bed!!! The extra-long bed was comfortable and fit me nicely! The blackout curtains were magic! Honestly, they were a lifesaver!
The shared kitchen… well, that's the shared part. It’s not in the room, and you definitely shouldn't expect a Michelin-star kitchen. It's more for basic stuff like making coffee, light snacks, or (if you're feeling ambitious) boiling an egg. I did see a few people using it. But if you're looking to whip up a five-course meal, you’ll probably need to head to a nearby restaurant, which, by the way, there are PLENTY of.
I loved the desk, and all of the essential condiments in the rooms! You've gotta love good coffee. The mirror was big enough to see what was going on!
Getting Around
They have airport transfer! This is a huge win for me, especially after a long flight. Also, they offer taxi service.
For the Kids?
I didn't bring any kids, but I noticed they have babysitting service and kids facilities. And the whole place is pretty family friendly.
A Few Quirks (Because Perfection Is Boring)
Okay, no place is perfect, right? The biggest thing was the occasional noise, and I'm a light sleeper. But for the price and the overall experience, it wasn't a deal-breaker.
Quirky Observation
- The bathroom phone made me feel like I was in a James Bond movie.
- The staff were unbelievably friendly, even when my attempts at Vietnamese went horribly wrong.
Final Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. For the price, the location, the cleanliness, the amazing food, and the friendly staff, it's a winner. It’s not the most luxurious place on Earth, but it’s comfortable, clean, safe, and a great base for exploring. And that Pho? I’m still dreaming about it.
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Vietnam: A Messy, Wonderful Romp in a Double Room With a Courtyard View (and a Communal Kitchen) – God Help Us
Okay, here we go. Vietnam. Land of a million scooters, questionable street food hygiene, and a beauty that punches you in the gut. I’m single, armed with a backpack that’s probably too heavy, and ready to completely fail to stick to a schedule. But hey, that’s the fun, right? This is my, ahem, loose plan:
Days 1-3: Hanoi – Chaos Embraced (and Immediately Regretted)
Accommodation: The "Double Room With Courtyard View" (fingers crossed it’s not a view of a brick wall) at "The Pho-nomenal Hostel" (yes, really. I'm already regretting this pun-tastic name). The main selling point? A common kitchen. Send help. I'm a threat to myself and anyone who comes within smelling distance of a frying pan.
Day 1 - Arrival & The Existential Crisis of Pho:
- Morning: Landed in Hanoi. Jet lag hit me like a rogue elephant. Navigated that insane airport (grabbing a SIM card felt like a life-or-death mission), haggled (badly, I’m sure) with a taxi driver, and finally, FINALLY, checked into my "charming" (I’m bracing myself) hostel. The courtyard view? So far, it’s a dusty balcony overlooking a guy drying his socks. Not quite the Instagrammable paradise I envisioned.
- Afternoon: Forced myself to eat my first bowl of pho. Honestly? It was…okay. Maybe the jet lag was messing with my taste buds. The broth seemed…thin. I ate a second bowl. Better. Third bowl? Suddenly, I'm a pho aficionado! (Spoiler: I'm not. I’m just hungry). The existential question of "how much chili is too much chili?" consumed me. The answer? A lot. Regret set in.
- Evening: Wandered aimlessly through the Old Quarter, getting lost in a maze of motorbikes and neon signs. Nearly got a scooter directly up my nose approximately 8 times. Found some questionable but delicious street food. Tried to negotiate a price for a silk scarf, failed miserably, and paid way too much. Felt like a complete tourist idiot. Walked back to the hostel, utterly exhausted, and crashed.
Day 2 - Halong Bay Prep & The Great Kitchen Disaster of 2024 (Almost):
- Morning: Woke up feeling a bit better, actually! Made the mistake of checking the hostel's "helpful" travel tips sheet. "Avoid the touts!" it warned. Great. Now I'm paranoid about everyone. Booked a Halong Bay cruise (more on that later, I’m already dreading it).
- Afternoon: The infamous communal kitchen. I attempted to make instant noodles. Managed to burn the noodles. And the pot. Almost set off the smoke alarm. The other guests were…amused. I retreated, tail between my legs, and decided to stick to street food. Survival strategy!
- Evening: Took a cooking class. It was a disaster (yet again). I'm going to be honest: I'm not sure I even saw the food. I spent the whole time dodging the instructor's friendly prods and trying not to accidentally set the kitchen on fire. I learned a lot about Vietnamese cuisine…mostly, that I shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen.
Day 3 - The Temple of Literature & The Price of a Smile:
- Morning: Visited the Temple of Literature. Beautiful, serene. Actually, I found myself breathing a lot. It was a much needed respite. Admired the architecture, took a bunch of photos. Felt oddly peaceful.
- Afternoon: Wandered around Hoan Kiem Lake. Tried to get a photo with the Turtle Tower, got photobombed by approximately fifty Vietnamese teenagers. The smiles! The constant, genuine smiles! It's…infectious. I started grinning back, and it felt good. Paid a random kid 50,000 Dong (about $2USD) to take a photo of me standing in front of the Turtle Tower. Probably a scam, but worth it.
- Evening: Ate a truly amazing banh mi from a street vendor. This was the moment I realized I might actually enjoy this chaotic city. Maybe.
Days 4-6: Halong Bay – The Cruise From Hell (Or, You Know, Just A Cruise?)
Transportation: Bus from Hanoi (already picturing myself wedged between a family and their luggage).
Accommodation: On a junk. Praying the double room view is of something other than the engine.
Activities: Boat cruise, kayaking (I’m clumsy, this could get interesting), cave exploring, swimming (if the water isn't, you know, full of questionable things).
Day 4 - The Journey and The Waiting Game
- Morning: The anticipated bus ride. Let's just say I'm not built for Vietnamese roads. The bus driver, bless his heart, seemed to think he was auditioning for a rally car competition. Arrived at the port, and was ushered into my cruise boat.
- Afternoon: The boat was pretty nice. But I'm still not sure about the sea view.
- Evening: The initial shock of the boat ride wore off. The scenery was breathtaking. Kayaking in the bay was beautiful. The sunset was spectacular. It was a perfect, unreal moment.
Day 5 - More cruising and my clumsiness returns:
- Morning: More breathtaking scenery! More photos! It's all becoming a bit samey but great.
- Afternoon: I attempted kayaking! I capsized. I looked like a beached whale. I screamed. I saw a lot of fish. I was rescued (thankfully). I went swimming. All of that while trying to keep a smile on my face. It was glorious!
- Evening: Dinner on the boat. The food was surprisingly good. Chatted with some fellow travelers, shared travel stories, and the inevitable stories of the kitchens we've all ruined.
Day 6 - Farewell Halong Bay
- Morning: Woke up, realized I was still alive, and thanked whatever god was listening. One last breakfast on the boat. The cruise was over.
- Afternoon: The bus back to Hanoi.
- Evening: Back at the "Pho-nomenal Hostel". Exhausted, sunburnt and smelling faintly of the sea.
Days 7-9: Hoi An - Tailor-Made Regret & Lantern-Lit Dreams (Maybe)
Transportation: Overnight train (pray for my sanity and the sanity of my fellow passengers).
Accommodation: Finding another Double Room With Courtyard View. I’m now hoping for actual courtyard views, not just someones laundry.
Activities: Tailoring experience, exploring the Ancient Town, river cruise (again with the pray-for-me comments), cooking class (I'm a glutton for punishment).
Day 7 - The Train of Tears
- Morning: Hopped on the train. The 12-hour journey. It was…an experience. Cramped, loud, and the toilet was of a level of unsanitary I didn't know existed.
- Afternoon: I got chatting to some great Vietnamese girls.
- Evening: Arrived in Hoi An. It's beautiful at night. Checked into my room (the balcony view is…a clothesline).
Day 8 - Tailoring, Tears and Tantrums
- Morning: Finally, the tailoring. I bargained. I chose a fabric. I got a suit. It looked gorgeous.
- Afternoon: Went for my fitting. It didn't fit. Not even close. The tailor tried to fix it. It got worse. I nearly cried. I nearly walked out. I finally, after many, many alterations, got something that sort of resembled a suit. I spent a fortune. I felt like a tourist idiot again.
- Evening: Wandered the Ancient Town. The lanterns. Magical. Ate more banh mi (obsessed). Felt happier. The suit? Who even cares at this point?
Day 9 - Cooking and Contemplation on my trip.
- Morning: Cooking class (again!). I was determined to redeem myself. I managed to not burn anything down. The food was actually delicious. Success!
- Afternoon: Wandered along the river. Reflected on my trip.
Vietnam Courtyard Escape: Double Room & Shared Kitchen – The Glorified FAQ!
Okay, So What *Exactly* Is This Place? And Is It Worth It? (Because, Let's Be Real, We Need to Know!)
Right, so imagine this: a charming, probably a bit run-down (hey, it's Vietnam!) courtyard in, like, the middle of... somewhere. Maybe Hanoi? Could be Ho Chi Minh? Okay, let's just say "a major Vietnamese city" for now, because honestly, the names all blend together after a while. You get a double room – presumably with a bed big enough not to feel like you're sleeping in a shoebox – and the *joy* of a shared kitchen. (More on that later, ugh.)
Is it worth it? Alright, buckle up. Depends. If you're after luxury? Hell no. If you’re allergic to the sound of scooters and the delicious aroma of street food mingling in the air at 4 AM? Run. Far away. But if you’re looking for an experience, a taste of real life, and a place to crash while you explore, then... maybe, yeah. There’s a certain charm to it, even when the hot water gives up the ghost mid-shower. (True story, happened to me.)
Think of it like this: it’s a chance to live like (a slightly more comfortable) local. Or, at the very least, a slightly less-pampered tourist.
The Double Room – Is it Actually a Room, or a Closet? (And Does it Have AC?)
Okay, the room itself. Size? Variable. I've seen photos that look like a palace, and I've seen ones that make my own *actual* closet seem spacious. Let's be optimistic and say it’s “adequate.” Think enough space to unpack your backpack and maybe… maybe… do a yoga pose, if you're feeling flexible and don't mind nudging the bed. (Unless you’re a contortionist, in which case, more power to you!)
Air Conditioning: Crucial question, people. Vietnam = HOT. Check the listing, READ THE REVIEWS. Don't assume! Imagine sweating so much you become one with the mosquito net. Not a good look. I stayed in a place once... it had AC, but it sounded like a jet engine taking off every five minutes. Slept with earplugs. Also, bring earplugs. And maybe a sleep mask. And a stress ball. And… you get the idea. It can be *intense*.
The Shared Kitchen – A Culinary Adventure, or a Disaster Waiting to Happen? (Or Both?)
Oh, the kitchen. This is where things get *interesting*. A shared kitchen, my friends, is a social experiment. You've got the potential for delicious meals, impromptu cooking classes with fellow travelers, and that feeling of community... OR… You've got the potential for a sink full of unwashed dishes, someone hogging the stove, and the lingering scent of mystery meat from two days ago. (I'm not kidding. I once found a questionable container of… something… in a shared fridge. I ran. I ran fast.)
My kitchen advice: Bring your own spices. And a sense of humor. Be prepared to share, be prepared to wait, and be prepared to be mildly horrified at some point. Also, maybe have backup snacks. Always. Because hangry travelers are not fun travelers. And if someone leaves half-eaten pho in the fridge for a week? You have my permission to stage an intervention.
Also: WASH YOUR DISHES! Seriously. Please.
What Amenities Beyond the Room and Kitchen? (Internet? Laundry? Coffee?)
Okay, the *essentials*. Internet? Essential. Check the specifics on that. If it promises "super-fast Wi-Fi," be skeptical. It’s Vietnam. Sometimes, "super-fast" means "occasionally works when the wind blows from the east." (Exaggerating? Maybe. But better to prepare yourself.)
Laundry? Usually available (sometimes, a "service" that involves dropping off laundry and hoping for the best). Verify prices. I once got charged the equivalent of a small fortune for a load of laundry. Lesson learned: always ask the price *before* you hand over your dirty socks.
Coffee? This is Vietnam! Good coffee is *everywhere*, usually for a pittance. Don't rely on the courtyard for your caffeine fix. Explore! Find a little *cafe sua da* (iced coffee with sweetened condensed milk) spot. It's an experience in itself. You'll become addicted. You've been warned.
How's the Location? (Is it Close to Anything Cool… or Just Scooters?)
The location is *crucial*. Read the reviews, again. Be realistic about “walking distance” (in Vietnam, that can mean everything from five minutes to a sweaty hour battling traffic). Is it near the main sights? The Old Quarter (in Hanoi, for instance)? Night markets? Restaurants? Or is it, as I suspected one time, near the local motorbike repair shop? (Which is noisy, but also, surprisingly, has some of the *best* street food nearby. Go figure.)
Scooters: Just… be aware. They are *everywhere*. They are loud. They are unpredictable. Learn to cross the road by observing the flow of traffic and walking calmly. Don't try to be fast. Trust me. You'll be fine. (Probably.)
Location is a trade-off. Central location = more expensive, probably. Quiet location = maybe a longer walk, or a need for a taxi/Grab (rideshare). Consider your priorities. Do you want to be in the thick of it, or slightly removed?
Safety? Is it Safe? (Should I Worry About My Stuff?)
Generally, Vietnam is *safe*. Compared to many places, anyway. Petty theft is a thing, like anywhere. Don't leave valuables lying around! Use the safe (if there is one), or, better yet, keep your passport, big money, and credit cards on you (e.g., hidden under your clothing). Be street smart. Don't flash expensive jewelry. Be aware of your surroundings. And… common sense. It's your best friend anywhere you travel.
As for the courtyard itself? It’s usually pretty secure. Padlocked gates are common. But again, trust your instincts. If the place *feels* dodgy, listen to that gut feeling. There are plenty of places to stay in Vietnam. (And never underestimate the power of friendly, helpful staff. They can be a lifesaver!)
Any Tips for Surviving – and Thriving – in a Shared Kitchen? (My Greatest Weakness!)
Ah, the shared kitchen. My nemesis, but also, sometimes, my salvation. Okay, here’s the real deal:
- Label EVERYTHING: Seriously. Especially if you have certain dietary needs. "These noodles are mine. Do not touchFindelicious Hotels
