Nicol Hotel & Apartments: South Africa's BEST Kept Secret? (Unbelievable!)
Nicol Hotel & Apartments: South Africa's BEST Kept Secret? (Unbelievable!) - My Honest, Messy, and Very Opinionated Take
Okay, alright, folks, buckle up. Because trying to put the Nicol Hotel & Apartments into a neat little review box is like trying to wrangle a particularly enthusiastic baboon into a tutu. It's… complex. And frankly, that's part of the charm. So, let's dive in, shall we? And yes, it is a contender for "Best Kept Secret" – but let's see if it deserves that title, yeah?
First Impressions: The Good, The Quirky, and the "Did I Just Hear a Cricket?"
Right off the bat, the vibe is… well, it's chic. Too chic, maybe? (My perpetually-stained travel pants felt a little out of place, if I'm being honest). The lobby is all polished surfaces and strategically-placed succulents. They’ve clearly put some thought into the aesthetic. And hey, a good first impression does matter – especially when you've just dragged your luggage through airport chaos.
The Accessibility is solid. The info sheet says "Facilities for disabled guests", and it's true, the elevator, ramps… All fine. Not the primary focus, but it’s there.
And now, let’s get to what really matters: the stuff that gets you through the day.
Internet, Oh Sweet Internet (and the Lack of Crickets, Hopefully)
Listen, in this day and age, having reliable Wi-Fi is practically a human right. And Nicol Hotel mostly delivers, bless its heart. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and the ability to Internet access – wireless. It's pretty much a must-have, and they’ve got it. The speed was decent enough for my video calls (phew!). Plus, the Internet [LAN] option is there just in case you are a wired type of person.
The Relax Factor: Where Dreams (and Probably Pimms) are Made
Okay, this is where things get interesting. "Unbelievable" might be pushing it, but they do have some serious relaxation potential.
Things to do, ways to relax: The Pool with view is gorgeous. I spent a whole afternoon there basically doing nothing but staring at the panorama. They also have a Sauna, Steamroom, and a Spa. I’m pretty sure the Spa/sauna is in the same building. And who knows, maybe they had a Foot bath. I didn't stumble across it.
Fitness center: It's there. I, uh, didn't partake. But if you're the gym-going type, it's an option.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Mild Panic)
Right, the dining. This is where things are… varied.
- Restaurants: There's a selection. They've got Restaurants, Coffee/tea in restaurant. And the list goes on…
- A la carte in the restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant (Intrigued! Did not try).
- Breakfast [buffet] : I think I had the Breakfast [buffet] every day. Lots of options, but it was the usual buffet dance. I also availed of Breakfast in room one day because… well, laziness.
The Poolside bar, Poolside bar is a good touch. It gets a bit crowded, and the service can be slow.
One Minor Snafu I didn't touch on: I ordered room service one night (very late, I confess). And my dinner… well, let's just say it took forever to arrive. Also, there was a bit of confusion about the order. They’re trying, bless them, but room service isn't their strongest suit.
- The Food I'm not sure if to eat it in the Restaurant or not.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Anti-Viral Brigade (Thank Goodness)
Okay, this is important. Especially in these… times.
- Cleanliness and safety: The Anti-viral cleaning products are real. They definitely seem to take hygiene seriously.
- Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol – all good things. Made me feel safe enough!
- Hand sanitizer everywhere. Essential.
The Nitty Gritty: Services, Conveniences, and the Stuff That Makes Life Easier
They're not lacking in conveniences, that’s for sure.
Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping (thank you, sweet angel), Elevator.
Laundry service, Dry cleaning (for those of us who can’t bear to wash our own travel pants). I'm the dry cleaning type!
And a lot of other options.
For the kids: I didn’t have kids with me, so I can’t give a fully accurate assessment. BUT, they have Babysitting service and Kids meal, So, if the family is going, there you go.
Your Digs: The Rooms – Comfort and Creature Comforts (With, Perhaps, a Minor Cricket)
Alright, the rooms. This is where the rubber meets the road.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free]. The basics are covered, obviously.
- The Bed: Very comfortable. The Extra long bed was a massive plus.
- Soundproofing: Generally, it’s okay. Once, I did wake up because there was a particularly loud party down the hall.
- The View: Depends on your room. Some lucky folks get the view. I got a partial-view in mine but what can you do?
Getting Around: Location, Location, Location (and Airport Transfers)
- Getting around: They offer Airport transfer, Taxi service, I took a taxi but this seems like a great option.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Bonus! Parking can be a pain.
The Verdict: Is Nicol Hotel & Apartments Worth It?
Overall? Yes. Absolutely.
Is it perfect? Nah. But that's what makes it real, right? The few hiccups are outweighed by the overall experience. The location is good, the people are friendly, the amenities are plentiful, and you'll find a general atmosphere of relaxation.
My Recommendation: Book it. Seriously. If you're looking for a stylish, comfortable, and well-equipped hotel in a good location, the Nicol Hotel & Apartments is a stellar choice.
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Cottonwood Getaway: Unwind at the Best Western Inn (US)!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my chaotic, glorious stay at The Nicol Hotel and Apartments in South Africa. Forget those pristine itineraries, this is the real deal – a travel log marinated in jet lag, South African sunshine, and a healthy dose of "winging it."
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic (Johannesburg, Baby!)
- Time: 7:00am (ish). Officially still in "zombie mode." Landed in Johannesburg. The sheer size of OR Tambo International Airport almost broke me. Seriously, finding baggage claim felt like traversing Mordor.
- Transportation: Pre-booked a transfer (praise the heavens!). Our driver, bless his heart, was late. This gave me a solid ten minutes to question every life choice that led me to this moment.
- Destination: The Nicol (FINALLY).
- Activity: Check-in. Successfully! The apartment? Gorgeous. Modern, airy, that view… Okay, initial impression: swoon. I spent about 30 minutes just wandering around, touching everything, and feeling ridiculously pleased with myself. Then the jet lag hit. HARD. Nap time.
- Quirk: Found a tiny bag of South African biltong in the welcome basket. Started munching on it like a crazed squirrel. Absolutely delicious. This could be a problem.
- Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed by the sheer newness of everything. Terrified I'd mess everything up. But also, a thrill, you know? That feeling of being completely adrift in an amazing place.
Day 2: Exploring… or Trying To.
- Time: 9:00 am. After a full night of questionable sleep, including moments of terror and the constant search for the light switch near my bed, I wanted to see more.
- Transportation: Uber. Because public transport in a new city on minimal sleep? Nope. Just, nope.
- Destination: Rosebank Sunday Market.
- Activity: Okay, so the market… Let's just say I was woefully unprepared. The sheer variety of stuff! Everything from handcrafted jewelry to bizarre (but delicious) food. Wandered around in a daze, bought a dodgy leather bracelet (impulse buy, whoops), and ate a sausage roll that was the size of my head.
- Anectote: I tried hagging. Failed miserably. Apparently, my negotiating skills are on par with a toddler begging for a cookie. But hey, at least the vendor was laughing with me, not at me.
- Quirky observations: The colours! The energy! The sheer amount of people wearing sunglasses indoors. Johannesburg is a vibe, people. A vibrant, slightly overwhelming vibe.
- Emotional reaction: Pure, unadulterated contentment. Feeling that "lost-in-the-best-way" feeling. However, my energy levels were not keeping up.
- Dinner: Back at the hotel. Pizza. Because, comfort food.
Day 3: Trauma (And Triumph!) at the Apartheid Museum.
- Time: 10:00 am. I was still sleeping and thinking: "What am I going to do today?"
- Transportation: Uber. Again. I'm starting to feel like a local. (Not really. But hey, I know how to order an Uber now!)
- Destination: Apartheid Museum
- Activity: Ok, friends, this. This wasn’t just an activity. This was an experience. The museum is… powerful. Gut-wrenchingly, heart-stoppingly powerful. Walking in, you’re immediately confronted with the realities of Apartheid. The exhibits are raw, honest, and challenging. Some people are taken to tears, others are taken back by the sheer amount of information. I felt both. I was really deeply moved by the stories, the struggles, and the immense resilience of the people. In those moments, I was grateful that I was there to see it.
- Anecdote: I stumbled upon a section dedicated to children in the era of Apartheid. Images of children, their faces filled with hope, joy, and the brutal impact of the law, had me in bits. I had to literally sit down and take a moment. The depth and impact of it all hit me like a ton of bricks.
- Quirky observations: The security was top-notch. So well done at all areas. The sheer scale of the museum – you could easily spend half a day just absorbing everything.
- Emotional reaction: Mostly sadness, but also a profound appreciation. I felt humbled, grateful, and a strange sense of… hope? It's hard to explain. But it was a transformative experience.
- Post-Museum Debrief: Needed a mental health break post-museum. Wandered around the hotel, ordered a South African wine, and just stared out the window. Needed to process everything.
Day 4: Trying To Be Classy (Spoiler: Failed) & Bumping into a Friend
- Time: 2:00 pm (Delayed start, per usual, and yes, I slept in… again).
- Transportation: Uber. What else?
- Destination: A random cafe in the area
- Activity: I wanted a change of scene. So, I decided to find my way around the area and find a cafe that I felt inspired by. The cafe was a pleasant surprise!
- Anecdote: While sitting at the cafe, I was pleasantly surprised to find that my old friend from high school, was in the same area! Small world!
- Quirky observations: I discovered that the cafe had an amazing selection of teas. I may have brought a few back to the hotel.
- Emotional reaction: Pure joy. The day was saved!
Day 5: Leaving. (And a Final Reckoning with the Biltong)
- Time: 6:00 am. Packing. The most boring activity of all time. And suddenly, I was down to the last bag of biltong!
- Transportation: Scheduled hotel transfer to the airport. Sigh.
- Destination: Departure.
- Activity: Checked out. Said a sad goodbye to the view, the huge, comfy bed, and the apartment. Airport chaos: mild, for now. Ate the last piece of biltong. (No regrets.)
- Final thoughts: Johannesburg, I hope to see you again. You're a rollercoaster, a beautiful mess, and a total sensory overload – in the best way possible. And The Nicol? Thank you, for my safe and cozy homebase. I, for sure, will never forget my stay in South Africa.
- Emotional Reaction: A mix of sadness, exhaustion, and a huge craving for a long shower. And a plane ticket back.
Nicol Hotel & Apartments: South Africa's BEST Kept Secret? (Unbelievable!) - Let's Dive In, Shall We?
Okay, okay... "Best Kept Secret"? Really? What's the Hype All About?
So, Location, Location, Location? Where *is* this magical place? And is it actually convenient? (I'm lazy.)
Apartments vs. Hotel Rooms: What's the Deal? And does it matter? (I like space.)
The "Unbelievable" Part? Spill the Tea! What Makes it So...Special?
Is it kid-friendly? (Because, kids.)
Food, Glorious Food! Is there a restaurant? Or, at least, options?
Okay, the Elephant in the Room: Is it Expensive? What's the damage to the Credit Card?
Annoyances: What should I watch out for? What's the *actual* downside? Spill the beans!
So, Final Verdict? Should I Book It? (Be Honest!)
