
Guadalajara Getaway: Luxury & Comfort Awaits at Holiday Inn Select!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind that is the Holiday Inn Select in Guadalajara! Forget your perfectly polished travel blogs, because I'm here to give you the REAL deal, the messy truth, the "did-I-remember-to-pack-underwear?" version of a hotel review.
Guadalajara Getaway: Luxury & Comfort Awaits… (Maybe? Let’s find out!)
First things first, Accessibility: Okay, so I'm not in a wheelchair myself, BUT! I make it a point to check this off when I travel. The website promised accessibility, and from what I saw, it looked promising. Elevators galore, and the public areas seemed wide enough for maneuvering. But honestly, I didn’t actually test it, so proceed with caution and double-check if accessibility is a MUST for you. Call them, ask for specific room details. Don’t take my word for it! Gotta love that disclaimer.
Cleanliness and Safety: Now, this is where things get interesting…
Let's face it, we're all hyper-aware of germ-y things. The Holiday Inn Select throws out all the buzzwords: "Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hygiene certification, professional-grade sanitizing services, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, staff trained in safety protocol, individual food options". Sounds good, right? I saw the staff actively cleaning several times, and that felt comforting. I also saw a LOT of hand sanitizer stations strategically placed, which is always a plus. I even got a little freaked out how clean my room was, which is a good thing, right? Though I'm not sure about the "opt-out" on room sanitization. I mean…do people really opt out of clean?!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food, the Glorious Food (and Drinks!)
Okay, this is where I really let loose. Let's start with the Restaurants: There are a few, from what I understood. One serves International cuisine (apparently!), and I think there was a Vegetarian restaurant option (I am not vegetarian, so I didn't notice). A buffet restaurant seems to be a thing, but I didn’t actually eat there because I wasn't feeling particularly adventurous. I did have the coffee shop, which was a lifesaver. They made a decent latte, which is crucial for travel sanity. There was a poolside bar, I definitely put it to the test… more on that later. And room service [24-hour], because late-night cravings are a REAL travel problem.
The Asian breakfast was interesting… and I am not sure if it's actually Asian, but what it was on my plate was delicious.
The Poolside Bar: My Personal Oasis
Let's be honest, the whole point of going to Guadalajara is to relax, and the swimming pool [outdoor] called my name. The Poolside bar? Absolute heaven. Imagine this: You’ve just conquered another tourist attraction. You're hot, you're tired, you’re probably a bit cranky. You need a drink. So, you plop yourself down at the poolside bar, order a margarita (or two, don't judge!), and soak up the sun. They have happy hour. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The only "downside"? You might never want to leave. I spent a solid afternoon contemplating the meaning of life while staring at the turquoise water. It was that good. My only regret is, I did not experience a foot bath. Perhaps next time!
Rooms & Amenities: Home Away From Home (Sort Of)
The rooms? Standard Holiday Inn fare. It's not the Ritz, but it’s comfortable, and it had everything you need. I appreciated the free Wi-Fi, because, let's be honest, we're all addicted to the internet. The air conditioning worked like a CHARM, which is crucial in Guadalajara's climate. I had a bathtub and a separate shower, which is a luxury in my book. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in (that's the goal, right?!). The refrigerator was perfect for storing snacks (hello, late-night cravings!). I did like my bathrobes too , very fluffy. I can confirm that there was a coffee/tea maker, which makes me very happy. And, most important of all: a very comfortable bed and a seating area.
Relaxation Station: Spa Day Dreams
Okay, I didn't actually go to the Spa. I'm a total spa newbie. BUT! They offer a sauna, a steamroom, massage, and various body treatments (scrubs, wraps… the works!). If you're into that kind of pampering, this is your jam. Just the thought of it makes me feel relaxed.
Services and Conveniences: The "Nice to Haves"
The Holiday Inn Select offers a bunch of services: daily housekeeping, concierge, laundry service, a convenience store, and more. The elevator was helpful. I didn’t use the business facilities, but they were there. There's even a shrine! I like that they have an Airport transfer.
For the Kids: Family Fun Factor
I didn't have any kids with me, but the hotel seemed very family-friendly. They had babysitting service, which is a big plus. The website mentioned kids facilities and kids meals too. So, if you are traveling with kids: this could be the spot.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
The hotel offers airport transfer, which is super convenient. They also have taxi service. They're in a pretty central location, so getting around was easy. I did use car park [free of charge] and it was pretty easy.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy: Getting Around
The hotel offers airport transfer, which is super convenient. They also have taxi service. They're in a pretty central location, so getting around was easy. I did use car park [free of charge] and it was pretty easy.
The "Meh" Stuff (because nothing's perfect)
- The check-in process could have been faster, though the staff was friendly.
- The decor is a bit… standard Holiday Inn. Nothing to write home about.
- I wish I had the chance to see the Fitness center.
Final Verdict: Should You Book It?
Look, the Holiday Inn Select in Guadalajara isn't going to win any design awards. It’s not the most glamorous hotel in the world. But it’s clean, comfortable, convenient, and offers a solid experience. The staff is friendly. The food is decent. The pool and the poolside bar? A MUST. If you're looking for a reliable and easy-to-manage base of operations in Guadalajara, this is a great choice.
Here's the pitch, the sales guy in me: The Guadalajara Getaway Package!
Tired of the usual tourist traps? Craving a real escape?
Book your Guadalajara getaway at the Holiday Inn Select today and get:
- Discounted Room Rates: Starting from [Insert Price] per night!
- Complimentary Cocktails: Get a free drink voucher for the amazing poolside bar. Sip on margaritas while you soak up the Guadalajara sun!
- Free Breakfast: Start your day right with a delicious buffet breakfast. Get your fill of coffee, fresh fruit, and all the good stuff!
- Exclusive Spa Discount: Treat yourself to a relaxing spa treatment with a special discount offer.
Why choose the Holiday Inn Select?
- Prime Location: Explore Guadalajara's best attractions with ease.
- Comfort & Convenience: Relax in spacious rooms with all the amenities you need.
- Safety First: Experience peace of mind with our enhanced cleaning and safety protocols.
- Unforgettable Relaxation: Dive into our outdoor pool and unwind at the poolside bar.
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P.S. – Seriously, go get a margarita at the poolside bar. You won't regret it. And if you see me there, say hi! I'll be the one relaxing and planning my next adventure.
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Guadalajara, Here I Come (Maybe?) - A Messy Itinerary
Okay, so here’s the deal. I’m supposed to be in Guadalajara right now. Officially, this whole thing is about a… (checks email, sighs) … "potential business opportunity." Unofficially? It’s an excuse to escape the mountain of laundry and the existential dread currently clinging to me like a particularly stubborn dust bunny.
Hotel: Holiday Inn Guadalajara Select By IHG – or, as I’m now calling it, "The Beige Fortress of Hope (and Free Wifi, God Bless)."
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Tortilla Conspiracy
- 1:30 PM: Land at Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla Guadalajara International Airport. (Honestly, the airport felt surprisingly efficient for a country I know approximately nothing about, except for the fact that my Spanish is basically limited to "Gracias" and "Dos Cervezas, Por Favor.")
- 2:30 PM: Uber to the hotel. The driver, a portly gentleman with a surprisingly bouncy personality despite the Guadalajara heat radiating off the pavement, blasted a mariachi band at an ear-splitting volume. I swear, I can still hear the trumpet echoing in my brain. It was… an experience. An intense, possibly permanent, experience.
- 3:00 PM: Check into the beige fortress. The lobby smelled faintly of industrial cleaning products and… ambition? I'm not sure, but it's there. Room is… well, it’s a Holiday Inn. You know, the kind of room that screams “business traveler who unpacks but never truly leaves the comfort of their suitcase.” But hey, the AC works, and that, my friends, is a victory.
- 4:00 PM: Attempt to find lunch. This is where things started to unravel. I wandered out of the hotel – bravely, I assure you – and into the teeming streets. I quickly realized my rudimentary Spanish and complete lack of a sense of direction were a potent combination for disaster. After circling a single block three times, convinced I was being politely but firmly hustled by a group of remarkably persistent street vendors, I retreated back to the safety of the hotel.
- 4:30 PM: Scrounged around for a snack and finally, some hope. I needed to charge my brain (more on that later). I'd heard that Guadalajara had AMAZING food. Had. And I had to get SOMETHING to eat, I knew the next meal was at 8:00pm. Maybe my mind would be more clear than before. I decided to investigate the tortillas and found a small shop where I quickly became entranced and ordered some. I don't think I've ever had anything more delicious, that first bite was perfection.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a nearby restaurant (thanks, Google Maps!). Ate some birria – a slow-cooked meat stew, apparently. It was… spicy. Like "face-meltingly delicious" spicy. Afterwards, I was a sweaty, happy mess, and decided to call it a night.
Day 2: Tequila's Temptation and the Misadventures of a Tourist
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Standard hotel fare – eggs that looked suspiciously like they came from a carton and coffee that tasted like… well, like it wouldn't kill you. But sustenance is sustenance.
- 10:00 AM: The "business opportunity" (ahem) demanded I visit some local markets and meet with some, um, people. Let's just say I spent a significant amount of time wandering around, looking lost, and pretending to understand what was being said. The vibrant colors of the markets were captivating – mountains of spices, piles of fruit I couldn't even name, and enough leather goods to outfit a small biker gang.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch near the market. Found a place that was buzzing with locals. The food was… amazing. Simple. Fresh. And, thankfully, not quite as spicy as the birria.
- 2:30 PM: DECISION TIME. The "business opportunity" was starting to feel a little… abstract. Plus, the siren song of tequila, a drink I’d always admired from afar, was calling to me. I decided to ditch the meetings (sorry, boss!) and head to the Tequila region.
- 3:00 PM: Taxi to a local tequila distillery (picked up from a fellow tourist)
- 4:00 PM - 6:30 PM: The Tequila Experience. Okay, this was the highlight. We got the full tour – from the spiky agave fields (which, by the way, are way bigger than I imagined,) to the fermentation process. The smell of agave, the stories of the family who ran the facility, the tasting… oh, the tasting. I tried reposado (a little oaky), añejo (smooth and sophisticated), and Blanco (fire in a glass). I may or may not have bought a bottle (okay, two bottles) to "bring back for the team." The driver asked me to pay on the way back and it was a lot. I felt bad, but he was a good driver, and I'm not sure how to say no.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Spent the rest of the evening oscillating between joyous drunkenness and a profound sense of guilt for shirking my "responsibilities."
Day 3: Culture Shock and Second Thoughts
- 10:00 AM: Slept in (hallelujah!). Woke up with a slight tequila headache and a significant amount of regret about Day 2. The "business opportunity" suddenly felt less important, and my bank account felt a little lighter than before.
- 11:00 AM: Attempt at culture. Visited the Guadalajara Cathedral. It was beautiful, but my brain was still replaying the events of the previous day. I might have been feeling an extra cup of coffee.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch: Pizza. Yeah, I know, I know. “Why pizza in Mexico?” Don’t ask. Just… don’t. Sometimes you just need something familiar.
- 2:00 PM: Wandered the historic center more and found a nice park. The people were smiling and beautiful. The architecture looked beautiful - and I was more appreciative.
- 4:00 PM: The "business opportunity" finally demanded my attention. A long, awkward meeting where I mostly nodded and smiled, desperately hoping I wasn't signing my life away.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. My "business partners" took me to a fancy restaurant. The food was… well, it was expensive. I spent the entire meal trying to look knowledgeable about tequila, which, considering my recent experience, probably wasn't the best idea.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the beige fortress. Contemplating the meaning of life, my questionable financial decisions, and the fact that I have to pack tomorrow.
Day 4: Departure (With a Slightly Sobriety)
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast at the hotel. The coffee now tastes like… friendship.
- 9:00 AM: Packing. The tequila bottles are strategically placed in the middle of my suitcase, surrounded by clothing to avoid suspicion.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Said goodbye to the beige fortress. I think I'll miss it.
- 11:00 AM: Uber to the airport. The driver played even louder mariachi music this time.
- 1:00 PM: Flight home.
Verdict: Guadalajara? Messy. Chaotic. Delicious. Possibly transformative. I may not have conquered the business world, but I certainly conquered the tequila. And hey, at least I have a story to tell. Stay tuned for the sequel – "Return to Guadalajara: The Aftermath." (I'm already taking notes.)
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Guadalajara at the Holiday Inn Select: You in for Fun? Let's Dive In!
Alright, so you're thinking Guadalajara, right? And the Holiday Inn Select? Good choice, maybe. Let's be honest, planning a trip is stressful. So I'm gonna try and spill the beans, the whole messy beanbag of truth about the Holiday Inn Select in Guadalajara. Think of this as your anti-brochure, the stuff they won't tell you.
The Big Picture: What *Is* "Luxury & Comfort" Supposed to Mean, Anyway?
Okay, "luxury" at a Holiday Inn Select... let's manage expectations. Is it the Four Seasons? Nope. Is it... comfy? Yeah, probably. The hotel itself is fine, good even. Not the "OMG I'm swimming in silk pajamas" kind of luxury, but more like "finally, a decent bed and reliable air conditioning" luxury. Crucial after a day sweating your butt off exploring the markets.
I remember one time, I was stuck in a *horrendous* rainstorm trying to hail a cab. The hotel lobby offered a small respite. I was half-drenched, my hair was plastered to my face, and I was sure I'd caught the flu. The lobby staff, bless their hearts, saw my misery and gave me a warm towel and a shot of tequila (yes!). That was the *real* luxury that day: someone actually gave a damn. So, yeah... comfort. That's what you're getting, and sometimes, that's all you need.
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious (and Sometimes Not-So-Glorious) Rooms: What's it Really Like?
The rooms are...fine. Clean-ish. The beds are comfy enough to let you fall asleep, probably the most important thing! I had a room once where the desk lamp flickered like a strobe light. I swear, I was half-expecting to see a disco ball materialize. Called the front desk, they fixed it pretty quick. Stuff happens. Don't expect perfection -- expect somewhere *decent* to collapse after a day of tequila tasting (and you WILL be tequila tasting, trust me).
Oh! And the view. It really depends on your room. One time, I got lucky and had a killer view of the city. Another time, I had a view of... the parking lot. It's a gamble, folks. Ask for a room on a higher floor if you *really* care. But honestly? Spend less time in your room, and more time exploring. The food is phenomenal.
Food, Glorious Food (And Maybe a Few Glitches): Dining Inside the Hotel Walls
Okay, this is where it gets a little...uneven. The breakfast buffet? It's generally pretty good. Scrambled eggs, fruit, the whole shebang. Nothing to write home about, but gets the job done. The coffee? Not bad, but get used to the Mexican coffee, its so good!
The in-house restaurant, though? *Mumbles*. I once ordered room service and the quesadillas arrived looking like they'd been through a cheese-tortilla war. I actually sent them back (and I *never* send food back). But the service was lovely! They were incredibly apologetic and brought me something else. Honestly, I preferred the street tacos in the end.
But the bar? The bar is *always* a good idea. Seriously. Good cocktails.
Location, Location, Location: Are You Actually *Near* Anything Cool?
The Holiday Inn Select's location...it's okay. Not smack-dab in the heart of everything, but it's not in the boonies either. You'll likely need a taxi or a ride-sharing service like Uber to get around. Which is fine, really! Guadalajara's spread out, so you're gonna hop around a bit anyway.
I remember one time, trying to find my way back after a night of tequila tasting, I stumbled on a hidden bar. It was a miracle. The hotel staff gave me incredibly simple directions I could follow even when I was...*tired*. That's a plus, right? You need to be able to have fun! If you like walking everywhere, maybe not the best place for you. But the general location is completely acceptable.
Swimming Pool Shenanigans: Dip or Don't Dip?
Okay, let's talk pool. The pool at the Holiday Inn Select is... small. Perfectly serviceable for a refreshing dip after a day of exploring. Don't expect an Olympic-sized swimming complex.
One time, I was there with a group of friends. We ended up having the entire pool to ourselves. It was bliss. Another time, it was packed with kids. It really depends on the day. The pool area itself is pretty nice, though, and at the very least offers a place to decompress. Just bring a book, and maybe some earplugs, just in case.
The Service: Smiles, Snags, and the All-Important Human Touch
The staff at the Holiday Inn Select? Generally, they're *lovely*. Seriously. Always smiling, always helpful. The front desk is usually pretty efficient. I've had a few hiccups – a misplaced reservation, a late room service order – but honestly, they usually go above and beyond to make things right.
What I really appreciated about the service was their genuine warmth. One time, I got terribly ill (too much street food, probably). The staff noticed I wasn't feeling well and brought me ginger ale and some suggestions for local pharmacies. That kind of care is worth its weight in gold. Forget the fussy hotels – it's the *people* who make the difference. And in Guadalajara, the people are wonderful.
The "Luxury" Factor: Living the High Life…or Just Relaxing?
Let's be real: this ain't the Ritz. You're not getting a personal butler or a diamond-encrusted toothbrush. Again. "Luxury" at the Holiday Inn Select is about convenience and comfort. It's a clean, safe place to crash after a day of *serious* exploring. It's about having a reliable shower and a decent bed.
For me, the real luxury was the feeling of being *safe*. Knowing I could leave my stuff in my room and it would be there when I got back. Knowing I could call for help if I needed it. And honestly? That's enough. Because you're in *Guadalajara*! The real luxury is being able to immerse yourself in the culture, eat incredible food, and make some memories. The hotel is just your base camp.
My Overall Verdict: Should You Book It?
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